FINALLY. I HAD TO STRETCH THE HOLE SO MUCH TO FIT IT AND I FINALLY HAD IT WIDE ENOUGH TO SHOVE IT IN BUT IT TAKES UP THE ENTIRE OPENING IT’S SO TIGHT
I just realized how this sounds and I’d like to make sure everyone knows that I was talking about trying to put an oversized straw into my juicebox
"I am the Avatar, you gotta deal with it!"
Who invented the blow job?
Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”
THAT COMMENT MADE THIS ANALOGY SUDDENLY EVEN MORE ACCURATE IN AN AWFUL WAY
GO TO YOUR ROOM.
THANKS FOR MAKING ME CRY RUDE
The clock one got me.
This post actually made me teary eyed.
after watching anaconda
2 years later still the dumbest shit i ever seen
#and you know each seriously was said in a different tone
#and you know exactly which tones i’m talkin about
Snow White. Bengal. Golden. White.
Oh hell yeah this is the coolest picture ever
looks like God ran out of printer ink
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