do you ever cry because a black haired little boy wandered into your life when you were a kid and made you believe in magic and now many years later he’s still there with you and you just know you will stay at his side always no matter what because he’s just so important
I sat here thinking “That’s a highly specific personal experience for 43k people to relate to” for way too long before figuring out what this post was about
Disney Villains Week Day Five: Best/Funniest Villain
↳ Hades in general
“If there’s one god you don’t want to get steamed up, it’s Hades.
He ran the underworld but thought the dead were dull and uncouth. He was as mean as he was ruthless and that’s the gospel truth.”
If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity
Sounds like someone’s sad they couldn’t find their name on a coke bottle
when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires
This will literally make your day
THIS FUCKED ME UP..
MAYBE THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS AFTER THE EPILOGUE. HARRY SEES HIS FAMILY DYING, BUT HE NEVER DIES. AND AFTER A CERTAIN POINT, HE STOPS AGING OR GOES BACK TO LOOKING LIKE HE’S 20. MAYBE THE EPILOGUE IS THE LAST TIME HE’S EVER HAPPY. AND HE TRIES TO KILL HIMSELF, BUT REALIZES THAT HE CAN’T. BECAUSE TO SAVE THE WORLD, HE GAVE UP HIS MORTALITY. HE CAN NEVER SEE HIS PARENTS AGAIN. AND THEN, IN A DESPERATE ATTEMPT TO BE ABLE TO SEE HIS FAMILY, HE GOES LOOKING FOR THE RESURRECTION STONE. BUT SINCE HE HAS THE INVISIBILITY CLOAK AND OWNS THE WAND, HE BECOMES THE MASTER OF DEATH
The only countries to have heads of state that confer with military leadership are Nazi Germany and Israel. You heard it here first, guys.
Putting stuff on a table so everyone can look at it is a sure sign of evil.
are people actually really making this comparison omfg
It would be hilarious if they weren’t actually serious
People do know that our President is LITERALLY the COMMANDER of our ENTIRE military right?
Or the the SECRETARY OF STATE speaks with our military leaders allllll the time…