soulgems:

soulgems:

FINALLY. I HAD TO STRETCH THE HOLE SO MUCH TO FIT IT AND I FINALLY HAD IT WIDE ENOUGH TO SHOVE IT IN BUT IT TAKES UP THE ENTIRE OPENING IT’S SO TIGHT

I just realized how this sounds and I’d like to make sure everyone knows that I was talking about trying to put an oversized straw into my juicebox

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"I am the Avatar, you gotta deal with it!"

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  #lok

pyjamazombie:

sherlockedcompanion:

i-make-doodles-lol:

gallifrey-feels:

cosmo-gyral:

Who invented the blow job?

Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick

image

Probably

Definitely. 

Obviously.

It’s history.

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grimmzai:

mayra-quijotesca:

stormthecitadel:

jesus-o-tier:

cyborgpony:

So true…

so

damn true

image

your ship

THAT COMMENT MADE THIS ANALOGY SUDDENLY EVEN MORE ACCURATE IN AN AWFUL WAY

GO TO YOUR ROOM.

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  #lol  #yes  #fandom

literallysokka:

patronussouldream:

Sokka and his Moose Lion.

THIS IS WONDERFUL

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winterlong:

yourroyalpenis:

i-speak-fluent-nerd:

magick-mayhem:

STOOOOOP

THANKS FOR MAKING ME CRY RUDE

The clock one got me.

This post actually made me teary eyed.

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didgeridood:

after watching anaconda

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liquorsexandtattoos:

2 years later still the dumbest shit i ever seen

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princeaobooboo:

#and you know each seriously was said in a different tone

#and you know exactly which tones i’m talkin about

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merlinfanatic77:

biinarykid:

wtfrobin:

oflivingthings:

Snow White. Bengal. Golden. White.

Oh hell yeah this is the coolest picture ever

looks like God ran out of printer ink

reblogging for comment 

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